Nice information! Bloomberg stories that US bike journeys have “soared.” SOARED I let you know!

Whereas they’ve soared probably the most in New York Metropolis, it’s occurring all over the place, from Virginia Seaside to San Diego:

Besides…

It’s not…?

Nicely, superb, that’s only a automobile weblog, not a reliable web site like Bloombe-…oh, wait:

So how can biking in america be hovering and plummeting on the similar time in accordance with the exact same media outlet? I dunno. However in accordance with Bloomberg it’s as a result of bicycles don’t have “a promising future in a really Pigouvian metropolis:”

I hope you’ll forgive me for talking frankly right here, however WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?

[“A rather poor location for a bike lane, wouldn’t you agree? It’s far too Pigouvian.”]

After all the actual reply to why bike journeys are up and down on the similar time is as a result of the media should hold you in a relentless state of arousal, which by necessity means they’ve obtained to maintain getting you all labored up then go away you with a case of les balles bleues, solely to repeat the cycle as soon as the aching in your loins subsides and also you’re silly sufficient to reply to their overtures as soon as once more. Everybody’s biking! No person’s biking! Bike commuting is the long run! Bike commuting is doomed! Folks love bike lanes! Folks hate bike lanes! Tabloid columnists write anti-bike screeds, semi-professional bike bloggers write pretentious columns about how silly they’re, and on and on and on, as a result of irrespective of which facet you’re on, pontificating and bloviating and excoriating are all in a day’s work, and with out somebody to excoriate you’d be out of a job:

Then there’s the climate. As , we had lots of flooding right here in New York this previous Friday as we get hit with the remnants of a tropical storm Ophelia. Right here was the Noticed Mill River Parkway simply north of the town the following day:

I simply so occurred to be passing by on the adjoining bike path, which other than some mud and the odd downed tree was utterly rideable:

Now, as everyone knows from media shops such because the New York Occasions, all this rain is from local weather change and it’s unprecedented:

There’s no query our infrastructure is poor in some ways. It’s because we’re people, and we frequently make poor, short-sighted decisions. Contemplate my native subway station (which I’ve referenced earlier than as a result of it’s such an ideal temporal yardstick). Right here’s what it regarded like in or round 1908 when it was new:

In that point they’ve managed to stretch the fuck out of it to make extra room for the automobiles:

But 115 years after it was constructed, and 33 years because the passage of the People with Disabilities Act, it doesn’t even have an elevator.

When you think about the way by which we plan (or fail to plan) when creating (or failing to develop) our infrastructure, you start to grasp why we’re commonly overwhelmed by rainfall. Positive, if you happen to simply arrived right here from outer area and began studying the information, you’d be forgiven for considering that the state of affairs is certainly unprecedented, and is an indication of our impending doom. Nevertheless, the climate has been kicking our metropolis’s ass frequently for way back to you care to go; the actual distinction is how our leaders and our media current it to us. Within the twenty first century, whether or not it’s final week’s flooding, or final 12 months’s flooding, or Sandy, or Irene, or chilly snaps, or warmth waves, the story is at all times how we’ve by no means seen something like this earlier than, or a minimum of not like this. However after all now we have. We see it on a regular basis. For instance, within the pre-Web days, once we have been nonetheless largely simply apprehensive about aerosol cans, I keep in mind once I didn’t need to go to high school due to Hurricane Gloria:

The town didn’t get the worst of the storm, so the Occasions waved off the flooding and different injury prefer it was no massive deal:

As we speak all these cellphone movies of flooded highways appear apocalyptic, and we take it with no consideration that this type of factor is extremely uncommon, however again then the Occasions figured New York obtained off simple:

As we speak the mayor puffs up his chest and says he’s going to save lots of everybody from local weather change:

Again then the mayor hyped up his chest and mentioned everybody scared the storm away:

By the way in which, we take with no consideration that occasions like this have been as soon as thought-about “as soon as in a lifetime” storms as Adams says, but when we ever did I don’t know why, since they occur fairly commonly:

Hey, have a look at that, flooded highways and subway outages, go determine:

However after all you need to go so much farther again to seek out one other instance of somethi–oh:

5 days of rain, flooded highways–and worst of all, cancelled horse races:

“As soon as in a lifetime,” actually? Each story about flooding in New York Metropolis mentions the final massive flood that got here earlier than it, which was by no means that way back, and decade after decade, it’s robust to maintain all of the flooding straight.

That’s Hurricane Donna, which introduced waist-deep water to decrease Manhattan, and generated some fairly thrilling newsreels:

They’d the booming voice factor down, however they hadn’t but provide you with the idea that we’re doomed as a species.

I think the rationale we fail to be taught from the previous is that every little thing appears quaint and charming looking back, and film cameras have been nonetheless so novel folks smiled and waved at them whilst a hurricane washed away all their worldly possessions:

After all Donna victims in 1960 weren’t sufficiently old to recollect Connie, which had flooded Queens, uh, 5 years beforehand:

And on…

And on…

And on…

It’s nearly like that is the type of factor you must count on throughout hurricane season while you reside in a large metropolis that was constructed on high of wetlands.

Those that can not keep in mind the previous are condemned to get their toes moist.